Mom: Daddy was afraid of girls when he was in high school.
Dallin: Is that why you are in charge of this house? Dad is scared of you?
Mike: I’m going to go create the sacrament programs for the next few weeks.
Weston: So you are about to piss off a whole bunch of people?
I was reading a book to the kids before bed and I read the word “badass”.
Weston: wait. what?
Dallin: Did mom just say the “a” word?!?
Levi: Technically no. She said “badass”, which is one word that starts with a “b”.
Weston to his brothers: I’ll give this lollipop to whoever says a cuss word first.
Dallin: HELL!
Weston: That word doesn’t count because mom says it.
Levi: ASS!
Me: It’s stupid cold and I have to go to the stupid gym to exercise my stupid body and get stupid sore and everything is stupid and I hate it.
Dallin: You look like you need a hug. *hugs me*
Dallin: Mom, could you NOT plan something for your anniversary? Or if you do, could you plan it for the week before or week after?
Me: Our anniversary is 7 months away.
Dallin: I know! I made surprise plans for you, before you had a chance to make plans. Smart, huh?
Man jogs down the beach.
Levi: He’s running from the police.
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At a friends house. Levi runs through the room and passes the dog and says “Hey kid, you want some drugs?” And then continues to run passed.